This is the story of a woman trying to order a pizza.
This is a true story. Based on lies.
This is a lie.

Woman on phone: Hello??
Other woman on phone: Feel Pretty Nail Salon, can I help you?
Woman on phone: Yes. I would like to place an order for a pizza.
Other woman on phone: Uh, ma'am? This is a nail salon.
Woman on phone: That's nice, but can you tell me what your specials are?
Other woman on phone: Do you mean our nail specials?
Woman on the phone: Nails? No! Why would you ask me for nail specials?
Other woman on phone: Ma'am, this is a nail salon.
Woman on phone: Sorry, OK, I would like to place my order now. Can I get a large cheese pizza and a Pepsi?
Other woman on phone: If this was a pizza place, I would take your order. However this is not. Try again.
Woman on phone: Okay, how about a pizza with sausage?
Other woman on phone: That sounds delicious, but ma'am I cannot do that.
Woman on phone: Why not?
Other woman on phone: This is a nail salon.
Woman on phone. Oh, well then can I have a basket of fries and a cheese burger?

*click*